Thursday, September 2, 2010
Insulating yourself from adverse circumstances
It might be a good idea to subtley let your bosses know that you have a persecution complex. There's a good chance that they'll avoid subjecting you to the same hardships your peers must face.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Showing initiative/teamwork
initiative and teamwork are two major themes of most workplace improvement programs; but few realize how powerfully these two concepts can be synergistically intertwined.
If you over hear some one put forth a good idea you should show initiative by going straight to your supervisor and telling them the idea yourself and then implement teamwork by offering to let the person who originally had the idea help you.
If an idea is already being implemented and its too late to initiativize yourself out in front of it, you should practice teamwork by insinuating yourself into the process. Don't worry about whether your help is needed, or whether you're even able to help, the important thing here is that you are practicing teamwork, make sure you get partial if not majority credit for the assignment, because this demonstrtes the concept of teamwork to others.
If you over hear some one put forth a good idea you should show initiative by going straight to your supervisor and telling them the idea yourself and then implement teamwork by offering to let the person who originally had the idea help you.
If an idea is already being implemented and its too late to initiativize yourself out in front of it, you should practice teamwork by insinuating yourself into the process. Don't worry about whether your help is needed, or whether you're even able to help, the important thing here is that you are practicing teamwork, make sure you get partial if not majority credit for the assignment, because this demonstrtes the concept of teamwork to others.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
How to spend your hard earned success cash
This morning I purchased my very own Red Telephone, just like the President's.
I felt inspired, and the result was a new blog all about antique telephones. It's a lifestyle choic for the successful and wealthy, and since you've already read many of my success tips you're probably looking for soemthing to invest in.
Please join the party at
<b> http://telephonehoarder.blogspot.com </B>
ciao and truly yours
Mr. Successphone
Saturday, August 28, 2010
dress for success
Popular wisdom states that one whould dress for the job he wants. That's hard to do when the job you <i> have </h> precludes you from doing so due to lack of funds.
With this in mind I've come up with a few ways for poor suckers like you to fool real people into giving you a better job.
check out this suit
And i think these shoes would match nicely.
perry ellis is a solid company, and pin stripes will help slim you down. At 93 dollars, I'm your could afford one of these with only two or three month's compensation from your current occupation. Don't forget to always grasp the opening of your jacket with the left hand.
If you are a woman firt let me tell you that I am sincerely sorry for your misfortune.
You may not be able to change the fact that you're a woman (at least not until after you're making serious cash!) but in the meantime try adding on of these hats to whatever you're already wearing. You'll find that these hats are like blue jeans, they go with anything!
And why not add these fun yet professional John Deere Fux cowboy boot style rain galoshes?
With this in mind I've come up with a few ways for poor suckers like you to fool real people into giving you a better job.
check out this suit
perry ellis is a solid company, and pin stripes will help slim you down. At 93 dollars, I'm your could afford one of these with only two or three month's compensation from your current occupation. Don't forget to always grasp the opening of your jacket with the left hand.
If you are a woman firt let me tell you that I am sincerely sorry for your misfortune.
You may not be able to change the fact that you're a woman (at least not until after you're making serious cash!) but in the meantime try adding on of these hats to whatever you're already wearing. You'll find that these hats are like blue jeans, they go with anything!
Well, there you have it! Sound fashion advice for a sound career. That's about all the total makeover blog edition i can msuter for now.
ciao and sincerely yours,
Mr. Success
add this to your blog to increase success
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Friday, August 27, 2010
maximizing the potential of others
Today I'd like to discuss a concept that many people fail to grasp and implement to its fulll potential.
Of course every leader in an organization seeks to maximize the potential of others, but consider the following caveats.
If you are not a leader, finding ways to maximize the potential of others (henceforth abbreviated as mtpo) is one of the best ways you can convince your leaders that you should be a leader, too.
What follows is one of my favourite and most proven strategies:
When attempting to mtpo seek out only those individuals in your workplace who are at or below your rank. Then, single out individuals who are quiet but seem intelligent. Befriend them and draw them out of their shell. Often, these people will have many good ideas for improving the workplace, and/or will have many pent-up jokes.
You can help the person(s) by taking what they say and passing it on to your leader. Remember, never tell your supervisor where you got the information! Doing so would be a breach of trust with those you are trying to mtpo. If they wanted the supervisor to hear their ideas or jokes, they would have told the supervisor themselves.
Of course every leader in an organization seeks to maximize the potential of others, but consider the following caveats.
If you are not a leader, finding ways to maximize the potential of others (henceforth abbreviated as mtpo) is one of the best ways you can convince your leaders that you should be a leader, too.
What follows is one of my favourite and most proven strategies:
When attempting to mtpo seek out only those individuals in your workplace who are at or below your rank. Then, single out individuals who are quiet but seem intelligent. Befriend them and draw them out of their shell. Often, these people will have many good ideas for improving the workplace, and/or will have many pent-up jokes.
You can help the person(s) by taking what they say and passing it on to your leader. Remember, never tell your supervisor where you got the information! Doing so would be a breach of trust with those you are trying to mtpo. If they wanted the supervisor to hear their ideas or jokes, they would have told the supervisor themselves.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
How to be successful
1. Always be well groomed. people like people who are well groomed.
2. Pretend to be interested in whateve rpeople who have a lot of money or re otherwise in a position to help you say no matter how boring they are.
3. Don't be afraid to betray others who trust you if it benefits you. It may behoove you to try to hide the fact that you betrayed them, however.
4. take on responsibilities whether you can meet them or not. Pass off the responsibilities on others who have passive personalities. if you fail to meet your responsibilities blame it on them. This is called 'delegation'.
more to come soon!
ciao and truthfully yours,
Mr. Success
2. Pretend to be interested in whateve rpeople who have a lot of money or re otherwise in a position to help you say no matter how boring they are.
3. Don't be afraid to betray others who trust you if it benefits you. It may behoove you to try to hide the fact that you betrayed them, however.
4. take on responsibilities whether you can meet them or not. Pass off the responsibilities on others who have passive personalities. if you fail to meet your responsibilities blame it on them. This is called 'delegation'.
more to come soon!
ciao and truthfully yours,
Mr. Success
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